Friday Night Magic

Are you ready for another exciting commentary on Friday Night Magic?! Come now, I KNOW YOU ARE! Lol! Applause please!

*Huge round of applause for me*

Thank you! Thank you! now on to the commentary!

*Ahem*

Terence participated in his first Friday Night Magic tournament today. Unfortunately I wasn't there to witness it. SO yah, this commentary shall be erm.... based on what I thought happened. Lol!

Anyways, Terence's first match was up against fat bastard. Yah, he said the guy was fat and that he was a bastard so put them together and you get fat bastard. Anyhoo, Terence lost to fat bastard. He nearly defeated the fat bastard but couldn't draw Kami of Ancient Law and hence didn't manage to destroy fat bastard's Glare of Subdual (which by the way, is annoying cos it taps all the creatures you have repeatedly). Erm..fat bastard probably let out a loud cheer after he won. According to Ter, fat bastard was speaking so loudly even the shop owner couldn't stand him.

Ter's next match was up against Sebastian (said with an italian accent). Anyways, Sebastian (said with an italian accent) was using a blue control deck. Thankfully as with all shellfish (think Little Mermaid), he was slow and Ter beat him.

In the end, Ter finished 6th out of 16 and won for himself an 'Icy Manipulator' premium (FNM). Congrats!

I should get paid to write this man.